Trump Junk

Mit Rom-knee, our favorite Mormon candidate who lost to John McCain twice (once in a Primary, and the second time getting fewer votes in 2012 than McCain did in 2008) has announced he is going to make a Proclamation tomorrow. We know he already (ineffectively) tried to bomb The Donald. What now? How about giving Marco Rubio the kiss of death by supporting him? I mean, what more do you need than a two-time loser who also happens to believe that if you ever belonged to his church, you are a member for life? If he does “happen” to endorse Rubio, he certainly will have guaranteed the death of a bright and rising star in the Republican camp.

Although one may have serious questions about The Donald, our little buddies Ty O’Really and his junior associate Fred Water, slid this “found in the email” under my door. After reading it, you will understand why this is a short blog.


Ty O'Really

Ty O’Really

When was the last time you could vote for the ideal candidate?  I’m old, and I always voted.   I can’t remember ever thinking any were ideal.  We always have two choices, usually Tweedledee and Tweedledum.  If you didn’t vote for Tweedledee you got Tweedledum.   That’s the way it was.

Now consider this……An interesting analogy.

You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean, raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately,so you hire a guy. A pro. You don’t care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone pronto and he’s the guy to do it! You don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want those raccoons gone!  You want your problem fixed!  He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period.

That’s why Trump….  Yes, he’s a bit of an ass.   Yes, he’s an egomaniac, but you don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians are playing games and we are all sick and tired of Tweedledee and Tweedledum choices.  The Democrats are killing us, the Republican Party is gutless, liberals don’t have a clue, and illegals are everywhere. You want it all fixed!

You don’t care that Trump is crude, you don’t care that he insults people, you don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don’t care that he’s been married 3 times,  you don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, you don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslim terrorist,…this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hamid is a special group with special rights, to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.  Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.  You’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the  Republican Party, and sick of illegals. You just want this thing fixed.

Trump may not be a saint, but no person or company he has ever done business with has come forward and called him corrupt, or hard to do business with.   He doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, and he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him.  All you know is that he has been well educated at the university of Pennsylvania Wharton Business School, seems to have boundless energy, has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has


Fred Water

built a lot of things, and he’s not a cowardly, deceitful, professional poli

tician.   And he says he’ll fix it.

You don’t care if the guy has bad hair.

You just want those raccoons gone.

Maybe it is a good thing cats can’t vote.

As Fred is known to say, ‘Your in Water’s World…”


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