Queer Devil Worshippers for a Better Future

From Eagle Rising

The University of Minnesota-Morris (UMM) “gay devil worshippers” are coming out of the woodwork to combat an alleged uprising of conservative voices on campus, the group announced in a campus-wide email earlier this year. The group of Satanists affirmed its mission is “to address the budding conservatism” on UMM’s campus.


According to our Trainee, Fred Water: All members must “recite the Infernal Oath.” As part of the oath, members  “must actively oppose all forms of oppression, including but not limited to, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, capitalism and all that spawns from such treacherous lechery.”


Now that Fred Water has resumed playing with a shopping bag in the hallway*, Hello RedState, once again commenting on how bad the leader is losing. Wait, did they really say that by “being ahead in votes, delegates and generally speaking to huge audiences, and being so against the libturds they are actually so afraid of Trump winning, they are staging massive rallies to drown him out” means he is going to lose to Cruz? Well, kinda. They did acknowledge, though, that Utah might not be the home of umteen thousands of Trump Supporters, since only Mittens-approved persons may be voted for or supported.

In a rare meeting of the minds, Ty O’Really and Fred Water both agree we are in for a rough election year. We have way too much bitter division within the Republican party. While it is normal for the candidates to not be particularly nice to each other, it neither normal nor good that we also have the Washington Establishment and Big Money guys also attacking the candidates. So far, they have supported only the losing establishment guys. Are they now backing Cruz? Or just spending millions on hate advertising against Trump?

Folks, we have a crisis in Government. We need to get rid of as many libturds and GOP insiders as we can. Hopefully the in the states that have not yet held a primary or caucus, the establishmentarians will have some competition so we can change out some old GOP for some new ones, then come the November Elections, dump some more Dems from congress and the Senate.



*Fred steals plastic shopping bags, then destroys them a leaves them for dead all over the house.
**today’s blog sponsored by a moment of mental lapse. Now back to the to-do list… 🙂

Freedom vs Libturds

chrischristie_0Fort Lee, N.J. police said they will begin issuing $85 jaywalking tickets to pedestrians who are caught texting while walking. Thomas Ripoli, chief of the Fort Lee Police Department. said he hopes his crackdown on people who display dangerous behavior while walking will make his town safer, but not everyone likes the idea of issuing $85 tickets. Seems to me a better recourse would be to make it illegal for pedestrians to run into moving vehicles. Democraps all over the country have taken notice and hope to get this going in their jurisdictions. Next on the agenda, Ft. Lee discussing the hazards of chewing gum while walking?

I guess I just have a problem with laws explicitly designed for the incredibly stupid. Wouldn’t it be a whole lot cheaper and easier to just neuter them and send them to some random socialist society in Europe? Then, if they participate in the Obama Illegal Alien Invasion,  at least we won’t have to support the off-spring.

Mittens Rises From the Dead

Mittens Rises From the Dead *

On another subject: I heard Mitt Romney say something about Deranged, Immoral, and maybe Illegitimate. I could have sworn he was talking about himself. Rumor has it he and Erick Erickson are having secret meetings to plot the overthrow of all free-thinking American Citizens. Look for them to announce the formation of the Repukelocratic party, aka #DumpTrump, a unified coalition of the Grafters, Grifters, Cheaters, and Chiselers. Featured leaders Mittens, Hillary, Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid. (Hillary will be in charge of the Bureau of Civilian Enlightenment. She will also have a new magazine called the Daily Liar.) In the meantime, Mittens is out to kill any chance of winning Ted Cruz may have, by claiming he will “Vote Cruz”

campusreform.org seems to be aimed at exposing racism and prejudice currently running rampant on the libturd controlled college campuses. I was going to quote something from them, but think you really need to follow the link and spend a little time there. Might even be worthwhile tossing a small donation their way?

Ty O'Really

Ty O’Really

Ty O’Really Update: Kansas: The state House of Representatives voted 81-41-3 Wednesday in favor of SB 175, which had already passed in the Senate last year by an even larger margin and now heads to Gov. Sam Brownback’s desk for his signature. If signed into law, the measure would prohibit public colleges and universities from taking punitive action against religious student organizations that impose membership requirements related to their stated beliefs, specifically authorizing such groups to require that members adhere to and comply with the association’s sincerely held religious beliefs, including any related standards of conduct.

Sounds like freedom of religion as promoted by our Constitution, not freedom from religion, as espoused by LBGT, atheists, etc. Let the screaming begin.

Hey, Arizona, take off the Rose Colored Glasses, get out and Vote!

Watch out for the Romney-zombies, they have an

Antikythera Mechanism


**Antikythera Mechanism? google it.

Primary 2.1

So, Super Tuesday Too is past, and now, we are down to 2 candidates and 1 spoiler. So, where from here?

b-freeShitFor all those states still having primaries, you have been denied the establishment alternatives to government for the people, of the people and by the people. So, I guess if you like the current lobbyist and graft system, if you think all Americans need to be back on the plantation, but don’t want the screw-you-over form offered by the Clinton machine, you can change parties and vote Bernie. What better way can you find to note only waste your vote, but make a positive statement about how strong you feel for the destruction of our way of life, and the ruination of the Greatest Country the world has ever seen? How better to get even with the party that brought near unrestrained growth and individual opportunity to all under President Ronald Regan, or that brought an end to slavery under President Lincoln?

You know, that great Nation the Democrats have sought to destroy since the civil war, and made such great steps of returning not only Blacks, but all Americans, back to the plantation under Lindon B Johnson’s Great Society programs, (a man so modest his wife, children and even the dog had to have his initials form their names) and now even more down-on-the-Plantation for all under POTUS Obama?

trumpkittyifCruzCatOr, perhaps you could choose between a nominee who all the liberals claim “will start riots” if not nominated,  or the nominee who is hated by almost all currently elected Republicans, and, although a strict Conservative, may not be able to rally the GOP to work with him in rebuilding our Nation.  If you want the .1 candidate in this 2.1 option, go ahead, vote as you should. No harm done.


But, and here is the key: Once your delegates agree and nominate the GOP candidate for President, get out to support that person.

Do not sit on your hands and not vote as many of you did, causing both McCain and Mittens to lose to one who has been far worse, one who set out and has come closer than any other to destroying all we and our ancestors have built. Do not be guilty of contributing to the final destruction of Personal Freedom and Opportunity. If you stay home, you will get Hillary the President, not Hillary in Prison. You will certainly be responsible for at least 4, and probably 8 more years of the the growth of socialism and communism in our Country. You will certainly be responsible for the death and destruction of our Constitution and the Amendments added to protect your freedom from intrusion by your own Government.

Do not be the one who will say: “They won because I stayed home”



RedState = DeadState

You can skip your morning RedState Koolaid report on last night’s CNN debate. In nutshell:

  1. Cruz won.
  2. Trump lost.
  3. CNN sucks.

Rumors have it that those folks at RedState had another shipment of Horny Toads sent in to get a head start on the Denver gathering. Looking at the daily blogs on RedState, it is obvious the overall effect of toad licking can cause a person to have vivid hallucinations.

The good news today is that I do not have any children still in High School, allowing me to Think On My Own, to Express Opinions Not Endorsed by POTUS and his Moose-Limb lackeys, and to generally comment on how you, dear reader, can take back control of our Country, and not be harassed by the FBI or tagged with a “Caution: Sovereign Citizen Aboard” bumper sticker.

So, until they change their mind, it still safe for me to suggest you Go Vote for your favorite non-establishment GOP candidate. With potential winning choices down to just 2, choose Trump or Cruz. While at it, encourage a Democrat or 2 to make the big switch and vote Republican in the Primary and General Elections in your state


Twisted Sister

Twisted Sister

And pleamitchmcse remember that Mitch McConnell and Hairy Read love you





Freedom of Choice, Not Thought

All major Christian faiths world wide have accused ISIS of genocide against racial and religious groups, especially Christians living in territory appropriated by the Islamic jihadists.

Virtually everyone knows beyond a shadow a doubt these goons and thugs are guilty of the worst atrocities perpetrated on mankind since the Russian and Chinese communists employed mass starvation to “cleanse” their societies of untold MILLIONS of “undesirables.” Even approaching the atrocities Germany perpetrated against their Jewish populations.

But. What about POTUS Wonky Nutter? What is the State Department investigating? Perhaps they call this Jihadist murder and rape “Freedom of Choice?” “Freedom from government interference in religious expression?” Or maybe they consider ISIS lands as a “Free Speech Zone?”

I guess POTUS Incubus has decided that “become a moose-limb, have your wealth stolen and family sold into slavery or stay a Christian, have your wealth stolen and family sold into slavery and be killed” is just freedom of choice. Nothing to get bothered about. Probably just a family dispute, or something.

Speaking of Freedom of Choice, the FBI declares Freedom of Thought a traitorous event.

A new FBI initiative instructs high schools across America to inform on students who express “anti-government” and “anarchist” political beliefs. “High school students are ideal targets for recruitment by violent extremists seeking support for their radical ideologies, foreign fighter networks, or conducting acts of targeted violence within our borders. High schools must remain vigilant in educating their students about catalysts that drive violent extremism and the potential consequences of embracing extremist belief,” states an unclassified document released in January by the FBI.

The FBI and federal and local law enforcement groups categorize many libertarian, constitutionalist and other groups and individuals as “sovereign citizens.”

According to an FBI counterterrorism analysis, sovereign citizens “may refer to themselves as ‘constitutionalists’ or ‘freemen,’ which is not necessarily a connection to a specific group, but, rather, an indication that they are free from government control.” The Department of Homeland Security lists sovereign citizens as the primary domestic terror threat in the United States, followed by Islamic jihadists, “militia/patriot” and “extreme anti-tax” groups.

And you want Hillary or even worse, Bernie or the GOP Establishment to be in charge?????????????


Down the Rabbit Hole aka #DumpTrump

It is seldom I have to go to a liberal hack rag to find the info I need, but I really feel this is very important information we need. The GOP Establishment is so afraid of Trump (and Cruz, if he catches on) they will grab at any straw just to keep you, Dear Voter, from expressing your will.

huffpoBillionaires, tech CEOs and top members of the Republican establishment flew to a private island resort off the coast of Georgia this weekend for the American Enterprise Institute’s annual World Forum, according to sources familiar with the secretive gathering.

The main topic at the closed-to-the-press confab? How to stop Republican front-runner Donald Trump.

Apple CEO Tim Cook, Google co-founder Larry Page, Napster creator and Facebook investor Sean Parker, and Tesla Motors and SpaceX honcho Elon Musk all attended. So did Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), political guru Karl Rove, House Speaker Paul Ryan, GOP Sens. Tom Cotton (Ark.), Cory Gardner (Colo.), Tim Scott (S.C.), Rob Portman (Ohio) and Ben Sasse (Neb.), who recently made news by saying he “cannot support Donald Trump.”

Along with Ryan, the House was represented by Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Fred Upton (Mich.), Rep. Kevin Brady (Texas) and almost-Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Calif.), sources said, along with leadership figure Cathy McMorris Rodgers (Wash.), Budget Committee Chairman Tom Price (R-Ga.), Financial Services Committee Chairman Jeb Hensarling (Texas) and Diane Black (Tenn.).

Philip Anschutz, the billionaire GOP donor whose company owns a stake in Sea Island, was also there, along with Democratic Rep. John Delaney, who represents Maryland. Arthur Sulzberger, the publisher of The New York Times, was there, too, a Times spokeswoman confirmed.

Some names are in bold just so you can see who you cannot trust to represent YOU, the voter. The TOP GOP insiders, and some really big money boys, including some who make all their money from Obama sponsored Green Energy and Tax credits. Go to Huffington Post and read the article. You will also see really insanely stupid remarks from Bill Kristol, who has almost certainly gone off the deep end.

trump1cruz2So far, the only “scoring participants” in the Republican Primaries are The Donald and Ted Cruz. Absolutely no establishment person has been able to gain any traction. Marco Rubio has fallen off the bench since the GOP Insiders started giving him money and managing his campaign. Rubio looks to be in line to lose his home state of Florida, and if he does, he will soon be following in his father’s foot steps and tending bar at high-priced resorts. He will not only kiss his presidential aspirations goodbye, but also his backup plan to run for governor.

Do I have a problem with Trump? Yes, I have some doubts that he can learn the job fast enough to be an effective President. I think he is apt to fly off the handle at a moment’s notice, then have to back track.

Do I have a problem with Cruz? Yes, I think he will not carry the vote to win against the Clinton machine.

Do I have a bigger problem with the GOP and their actions? Not yes, but Hell Yes!

If you have not had your state primary or caucus yet, you need to help teach these sorry-asses (aka GOP Establishment, Career Politicians, Bandits) from stealing our right to vote the person of OUR choice.

Get out and Vote, Support Trump, or if you just can’t, then vote Cruz.


Ty O’Really “Not Kitty Food”

ISIS ain’t the only ones that want to kill you …

The USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) is issuing a public health alert to notify the public of a recall conducted by Maxi Canada, Inc., a Québec, Canada, establishment, involving approximately 103,752 pounds of chicken product that may be contaminated with metal pieces. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency (CFIA) notified FSIS of the recall, which affected products exported to the United States.

The chicken nugget item was produced in July 2015 and was imported to the United States between July 30, 2015, and March 5, 2016. The products subject to the public health alert include the following:

  • 38-ounce (2.975-pound) boxes of Yummy brand fully cooked “CHICKEN BREAST NUGGETS | 100% All Natural* | Nugget-Shaped Chicken Breast Patty Fritters with rib meat PRODUCT OF CANADA” with a BEST IF USED BY date of 07/17/17.

The products bear establishment number “Canada Est. 348” and UPC number 064563225782. This item was shipped to retail locations in the United States nationwide and can be found at retailers such as Kroger, Wal-Mart and Safeway.


Ty O’Really

*By Michael Fielding on 3/8/2016, published in “The Meating Place


RedState Toad-Lickers

2016 RedState Gathering events will be held in downtown Denver.

RedState “Rubio Sacrificed His Campaign to Save America.”

Erick Erickson Demands “Marco Rubio Drop Out Of The Presidential Race.”

RedState “It is Time to Unite Behind Ted Cruz. Right Now.”

Explain to me what I am missing here? The Erik Erickson #hate Trump #love Cruz-Rubio group is lamenting too little diversity on the Sunday Morning talk shows?

“MSNBC has canceled its weekend morning editorial program Melissa Harris-Perry. The cancellation deals a significant blow to diversity on cable news, as Harris-Perry consistently hosted the most diverse guests of any of the Sunday morning news shows.”

Welcome Back

Welcome Back

Between RedState and Erick Erickson, the conservative evangelical and Southern Red Neck Blue Collar workers are being told to get back on the GOP Plantation. Don’t you dare think for yourselves and maybe pick a candidate that appeals to you. You all are just too efing stupid to think for yourselves. You are being beaten over the head with “Cruz made great headway, Trump Loses” stories told about states where Trump was the clear winner. Congratulations to one-term Texas Senator Cruz for winning a majority of delegates in his home state while losing a majority of delegates in all other normally conservative Southern states that have held primaries and/or caucuses to date.

Do Conservatives wonder if they can trust a Texas Lawyer? Or, just maybe, they are really sick and tired of past leaders of the Tea Party and Evangelical groups siding with the One World Big Government power brokers?

Should maybe, just maybe, the RedState and Erickson folks rethink that they may end up being HILLARYFORPRISON_BUMPER_STICKERresponsible for Hillary Clinton going to the White House instead of the Big House? It appears to me that if you continually berate and belittle your core constituency, they may drop you just like they did Mittens, and years back dropped Goldwater.

Even MORE important, where do you go besides some deep, dark hole if Trump IS the Republican (not GOP, the One World-ers and Bankers like Mitt Romney) Candidate? Maybe they could start a 3rd party, I am sure a Rubio or Kasich/Bloomberg ticket would be supported by someone somewhere.

Toad-Suck-ParkMaybe RedState will just stay up in Colorado after their convention, smoking stuff that is legal there, and join the toad lickers.  I can see a real problem coming down the road if some of these “hate Trump” groups begin to get their  way.  I mean, really, where is the middle ground between the “ultimate outsider’ for Trump or Cruz and the “No-never an outsider” GOP Establishment?

If you have not had your primary or caucus yet, please keep an open mind, do not be swayed by bigots and haters on either side. Look for a candidate you can honestly say “This person can beat the Hillary Machine, and hopefully bring at least a little sanity to the White House.”


Romney and Beck

For just once, The Donald has come to my way of thinking. I did not think Romney could win the Primaries in 2008. Trump did. I did not think Romney could beat POTUS Incubus in 2012. He didn’t even though Trump supported him in a big way.

Now that the tables are turned, so has Mittens. He is just totally aghast that someone who donated to his campaign, held a very successful fundraiser, and claims to have sponsored robo calls in some of the states Mittens Rom-Knee won, who would now want to be President when Mittens was just to weak to cut the mustard. I mean, Really, he lost to McCain twice. Once in 2008 and then got fewer votes in 2012 than McCain did in 2008. Against an arrogant, egotistical nincompoop that knew how to read a teleprompter.

And now really seems shaken up that Trump is pulling Evangelical votes that sat home in their easy chairs and thumbed their collective noses at the Massachusetts Miracle, the Great one that went from liberal as shit to holier-than-thou conservative.

Bernard Goldberg just declared that the VOTERS are using Trump as “A great big middle finger to the Elite establishment” but then gets it all wrong and declares the “elite establishment” as the only GOP-pers that can run the country. Just like so many other shit-heads pundits, he just doesn’t get it. The People are speaking loud with votes. If things stay the same, come 4 years down the road, the People may “vote” with lead. And, if Prince Reibus, Paul Ryan and Pillary Clinton get their way, I certainly have no problems with the alternative to a peaceful vote.

I have a couple of quotes from an old dead Founding Father and President, Thomas Jefferson:

“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

Oh, Yeah… Almost forgot: Beck. Link


Trump Junk

Mit Rom-knee, our favorite Mormon candidate who lost to John McCain twice (once in a Primary, and the second time getting fewer votes in 2012 than McCain did in 2008) has announced he is going to make a Proclamation tomorrow. We know he already (ineffectively) tried to bomb The Donald. What now? How about giving Marco Rubio the kiss of death by supporting him? I mean, what more do you need than a two-time loser who also happens to believe that if you ever belonged to his church, you are a member for life? If he does “happen” to endorse Rubio, he certainly will have guaranteed the death of a bright and rising star in the Republican camp.

Although one may have serious questions about The Donald, our little buddies Ty O’Really and his junior associate Fred Water, slid this “found in the email” under my door. After reading it, you will understand why this is a short blog.


Ty O'Really

Ty O’Really

When was the last time you could vote for the ideal candidate?  I’m old, and I always voted.   I can’t remember ever thinking any were ideal.  We always have two choices, usually Tweedledee and Tweedledum.  If you didn’t vote for Tweedledee you got Tweedledum.   That’s the way it was.

Now consider this……An interesting analogy.

You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean, raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately,so you hire a guy. A pro. You don’t care if the guy smells, you need those raccoons gone pronto and he’s the guy to do it! You don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want those raccoons gone!  You want your problem fixed!  He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period.

That’s why Trump….  Yes, he’s a bit of an ass.   Yes, he’s an egomaniac, but you don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians are playing games and we are all sick and tired of Tweedledee and Tweedledum choices.  The Democrats are killing us, the Republican Party is gutless, liberals don’t have a clue, and illegals are everywhere. You want it all fixed!

You don’t care that Trump is crude, you don’t care that he insults people, you don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, you don’t care that he’s been married 3 times,  you don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, you don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslim terrorist,…this country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hamid is a special group with special rights, to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED”.  Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.  You’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, the  Republican Party, and sick of illegals. You just want this thing fixed.

Trump may not be a saint, but no person or company he has ever done business with has come forward and called him corrupt, or hard to do business with.   He doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, and he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him.  All you know is that he has been well educated at the university of Pennsylvania Wharton Business School, seems to have boundless energy, has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has


Fred Water

built a lot of things, and he’s not a cowardly, deceitful, professional poli

tician.   And he says he’ll fix it.

You don’t care if the guy has bad hair.

You just want those raccoons gone.

Maybe it is a good thing cats can’t vote.

As Fred is known to say, ‘Your in Water’s World…”