Fictional President

Fictional President

HelmandPOTUS the impotent has struck another blow for the bad guys. You may have seen notice that the Army is preparing to send an Infantry Battalion to Helmand Province in Afghanistan. A battalion is 500 troops. Helmand is roughly the same size as West Virgina. With all the restrictions placed on them, it is roughly the same as sending 500 rent-a-cops to defend West Virgina.*

And you wonder why the world is laughing at us.

In other news, in the last 20 or 30 years, IRS has had untold billions of dollars to “update” their computer systems and are whining today in Congress crying for more money because they have your data on systems built in the 70’s. Of course they are still using server software built in the 70’s. Most is called Cobalt programming, built to run huge relational databases housed on huge servers. This is not uncommon, Cobalt programs drive a lot of business applications because it works flawlessly. It adds, subtracts and locates just as fast as the server it is running on. Most Cobalt programs around have only ever had to be updated to handle what was called the  Y-2K crises that never happened because the software had to learn how to read a year as 4 digits instead of 2 (so it could tell the difference between 1915 and 2015) The main expense is just putting a pretty Microsoft Windows interface so the clerks can see it on their desktop computers.

So far, congress has called out IRS for what they are: unethical empire builders lying to everyone while working hard to steal all your money while stifling any free speech not connected to the Democrats and libturd socialists.

Tired of all this? Well, your chance is coming, 1st at a Republican Primary near you, then when you get the great slate, the 2nd Tuesday in November is drawing ever closer. Get registered. Vote in the Primary, Vote in the general elections. Don’t stay home because you might have liked someone else better.

Stay home. Don’t vote. See Bernie Sanders or Hillary win. See your country go to Hell faster than a greased pig on a slide.


*Read more at The American Legion’s Burn Pit

Bullshit Flowing Uphill

Bullshit Flowing Uphill

I got to listen to several people speak last night who normally are not allowed on my TV.

Hillary walks on Koolaid. She claims to want to raise wages, but is primarily supported by people whose income is $230K and up. And, also, probably a whole bunch of people whose only job skill is “waitin’ in the welfare line.” Any Dumbocrats in between, namely some blue collar workers and students, overwhelmingly support Bernie Sanders.

Please take a number. Any day now.

Please take a number. Any day now.

Then along comes Bernie, spraying Tank Cars full of Koolaid all over the audience…. FDR promised a Chicken in Every Pot. Bernie promises “Free Lunch and everything esle, compliments of your 401K.” But that’s okay, because after he gets done taxing every thing that moves or breathes, you won’t need it anyway. Lest you think you should vote for him just remember that the first sign you see in ANY government office is —————————————>>>>

Kasich claimed he received a mandate from the voters, as after spending a millennium or so in NH walking from door to door, kind of like a vacuum cleaner salesman with a Hoover strapped to his back, he managed to get almost 16% of the primary vote. Guess I would sum that up as a campaign that sucks. :-0

JEB! Bush (Ty O’Really is so excited, JEB! finally has a last name) also got a mandate for coming in 4th. I have been to many a horse race over the years, and have yet to be paid lower than Win, Place or Show. Guess in years past, I missed the New Hampster Derby? What, exactly, Dear Reader, (YOU, not POTUS) kind of a mandate did he get? Maybe he just gets to keep all the money in his Campaign Fund and retire? More likely, though, he probably means he can stay in and bore us to death with his stoop-shouldered and whiny ads.

Some people I normally like to hear more from:

Cruz proved that there really is room for a staunch Evangelical conservative in probably one of the most RINO states in the good ol’ USA. This third place, just a little higher than Whino JEB!, and beating out the other Establishmentarians Rubio and Christi is a really big deal. There is hope for our country after all, assuming we don’t stay home and let the Zombies elect “Free Stuff” Bernie or “Prison Bound” Hillary.

 Trump gave a short speech, basically giving credit and thanking all for their help in his overwhelming victory. Nothing solid in his speech, other than We Will Win and You Will Love It. Shirley and I are on opposite sides of the fence here. She thinks he is an Egotistical Maniac. I prefer to think he likes playing it close to the vest.

So, now that New Hampshire is behind us, we can focus on 2 primaries in states that are so screwed up, they can’t even have Dumbocrats and RINOS vote on the same day.

And, all you Libturds out there, even Micky D does not have a “Free Lunch.” But then, on the other hand, unlike the Welfare Line, you get quick service and almost no waiting.


Campaign notes

Today, what with it being Primary Day in New Hampshire, Ty O’Really and I had little to watch, except for the normal bunch of Faux News Bunnies postulating on who might win, as though the world is coming to an end and all the election problems will be solved, just as soon as the Polls close.

So, in keeping with the fine tradition, we tourhillarybsed our neighborhood, just to see what was going on. One of the first things we noted was the strong support for Hillary Clinton. Just about everywhere we looked, there was a Hillary bumper sticker or yard sign.

We also found a high level of support for Bernie Sanders also, who some of you might recognize as “the Other” left-winger running for somebernie2 kind of office. It must not be President, because the only thing Ty  or I batshithave seen him support is taking all the money in the world and keeping it for the Government. There does seem to be some mixed emotions, though. Maybe some are just not too happy with him?


trumpkittyWe found one “cool Cat” out there, doing his part to disrupt the entire system. He seems really set on just pissing off everyone, no matter they be a Bernie Socialite [sic] or Cruz Evangelical. There seems to be a whole lot of support, although when asked just how he plans to get all dogs to pay for his wall, his plan seemed to be some kind of do-it-yourself diagrams from Houze Magazine. When asked how he would get the dogs to pay for it? Meeoooow, purrrr, purrrr was all we heard. Maybe not just what we would expect from a Presidential Candidate, but, what can you expect from such a handsome kitty?

This last one made me almost want to vote for Hillary! I am not quite sure what category this one belongs in. Is it love, hate, or just a prognostication?


Just keep in mind, if you vote for the guy/gal in office now, you ARE part of the problem.

Although the Supreme Court turned down O’Bamas global-warming Green tax today, we think we can still do our own green thing.

gogreennotageek, Ty O’Really and Fred Water



Fred Water

Ty and I are off doing “Stuff” so turned it over to a new member, Fred Water. Fred is a little different, and we really need to watch him. So, for his first presentation, he submitted and article he found about how Moose-Limbs have supported Christianity and America over the years.

Welcome to Water’s World.

The war started in the 7th century and lasted through the 17th century. I would contend it never stopped but historically the facts below are correct.
This is why I choke when I hear someone say we will defeat or contain these Islamic terrorists in a few years or even 30 years as recently stated by Leon Panetta.

If the latest batch of murders, be-headings, and killing of innocent Christians has shocked you, maybe you should read this compilation of historical facts about the hatred of Muslims.

In 732 A.D. the Muslim Army, which was moving on Paris, was defeated and turned back at Tours, France by Charles Martell.

In 1571 A.D. the Muslim Army/Navy was defeated by the Italians and Austrians as they tried to cross the Mediterranean to attack southern Europe in the Battle of Lepanto.

In 1683 A.D. the Turkish Muslim Army, attacking Eastern Europe, was finally defeated in the Battle of Vienna by German and Polish Christian Armies.

This crap has been going on for 1,400 years and half of the politicians don’t even know it.

If these battles had not been won, we might be speaking Arabic and Christianity could be non-existent; Judaism certainly would not exist.

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.
Pause a moment and reflect back.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?

In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male.

In 1972, at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim males.

In 1972, a Pan-Am 747 was hijacked and eventually diverted to Cairo where a fuse was lit on final approach. Shortly after landing it was blown up by Muslim males.

In 1973, a Pan-Am 707 was destroyed in Rome, with 33 people killed, when it was attacked with grenades by Muslim males.

In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim males.

During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim males

In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim males.

In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim males.

In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim males.

In 1988, Pan-Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim males.

In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim males.

In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim males.

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim males.

In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim males.

In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and beheaded by – you guessed it – a Muslim male. (Plus two other American journalists were just recently beheaded).

In 2013, the Boston Marathon Bombing resulted in 4 Innocent people, including a child, being killed plus 264 people injured by Muslim males.
No Obama, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.

So, ask yourself “Just how stupid are we???” Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the Obama’s security detail, 85-year-old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, BUT…….leave Muslim Males alone lest we be guilty of profiling.

Ask yourself, “Just how stupid are we? “Have the American people completely lost their minds or just their Power of Reason???

As the writer of the award winning story Forrest Gump so aptly put it, “Stupid Is as Stupid Does.”


Fred Water