Hoo-Rah! Hillary is on the campaign trail in a big way! So far, she was caught sneaking in a Chipotle food line and ordering a Burrito Bowl, created from sustainably raised food, whatever that means. (I guess it is not for the transgendered, since once you eat them, they are gone forever.) I wonder if she had a margarita in a plastic cup? Or would she consider that too up-scale for Mr/Ms Middle America?
Then, off to “important contacts” in her stealth vehicle. The press is rumored to have had a hard time tracking the Van D’Coronation, described by some as a blurry distortion of a cloaked Klingon Bird-of-Prey.
Our very own Ty O’Really was able to get a rare photo of fans anxiously awaiting her arrival.
As you can see, large crowds greeted her in the now-traditional Libturd Hands-up-don’t- greeting.
HRC was right to have her own email server, unlike POTUS Cameldung. According to recent news reports, “Russian Hackers Breached White House Via US State Department.” Can’t you just imagine Putin with selfies of Hilary doing her Yoga exercise?
Speaking of POTUS the insipid-mirror-kisser, he is removing Cuba from the terrorist watch list. Now that Iran and Hamas have been removed, that only leaves Concerned Conservatives and some Tea Party organizations. That should make his job much easier, as he can play golf and smoke Cuban cigars in between his daily lies to the American Public and running down Christians at “prayer” breakfasts.
The only thing we have not seen him do yet is bowing towards Mecca several times a day. Maybe he does that in the new White House transgendered bathroom facilities aka The She-It House?