My Own New Rules

The FBI announced today it has created new rules allowing it, without permission of the courts, congress or God, to willfully violate the following Amendments.

  • Fourth Amendment – Protection from unreasonable search and seizure.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

  • Fifth Amendment – due process, double jeopardy, self-incrimination, eminent domain.

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

  • Ninth Amendment – Protection of rights not specifically enumerated in the Constitution.

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

  • Tenth Amendment – Powers of States and people.

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Terrorist Gardens

Under the pretense of searching for Home Grown Terrorists (now available in natural and genetically manipulated varieties, suitable for planting in your Topsy-Turvy Tomato planter), the FBI can now peek over your fence, rifle through your garbage and public or private records.

According to The New York Times,  the new rules allow agents to use surveillance squads multiple times during the “assessment” phase. Currently, those teams can only be used once during that phase.

Just think if you are a Tea Party Member speaking out for replacement of the current administration, you could be classed as being small-cell or lone-wolf plotters, thereby allowing  agents to look up people on various databases without opening up a low-level inquiry known as an “assessment.”  The new rules “allow” agents to administer lie-detector tests to and search the trash of potential informants and suspects.
Now for some of (Tah-Dah!) My Own New Rules
  1. Never let them see the whites of your eyes.
  2. Leave nothing unshredded
  3. Keep any other new rules secret and unplublished.
Way past time to take back the government from the anti-any-freedoms people.
Remember to support the conservative non-incumbents for our 2nd biannual throw-the-bastards-out day coming to a voter booth near you in early Nov. 2012

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