Guess What — It was all Bush’s Fault.

POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey was magically able to blame the Democratic losses on President Bush. I didn’t know exactly how he would do it. I really thought he might not be able to do it, but he did. I bet he had his speech writers up all night trying to figure that one out!

POTUS Imbecilous said in his news conference yesterday that “we were in such a hurry to fix all the problems, we just didn’t take time to change the way things had been done.”

Rare view of Bush Fault

 I knew it, I just knew that the Republican win had TO BE BUSH’S FAULT!!!!!! So, once again, the Arrogant Mirror Kisser is Pure and Blameless. Maybe he had a glass or two too many of  Arrogant Bastard Ale ™.

On another front, I really do try to be aware of more than one opinion on a subject. I have my I-Google home page set up with news feeds not only from Fox News, but also CNN, BBC World and the never-conservative Houston Chronicle.

But, I have to admit I had a real shock when viewing the headlines on MSN and Yahoo main pages. I instantly was magically transferred to a third-world country who is being taken over by Trolls from Hell and Big Business. After careful research, I found that Obama’s Wonderful Plan is being subverted by Big Corporations donating Millions of Dollars (as in about 10% of the dollars donated to Dimocrates by unions) to “steal your health care and destroy your environment” From what I could determine from the comments of “readers” on these sites, Glenn Beck, Hannity and Rush Limbaugh actually took charge of almost all voting precincts in the heartland threating all who entered with certain death if they did not vote Tea Party.

All this mixed with the important news that “Sheen hired a sobriety coach” and “moms take tots on shop-lifting spree” and “Gwyneth Paltrow to Sing ‘F— You’ on ‘Glee'”

Stay focused. We still have a whole lot of work to do protecting the freedoms of those MSN and Yahoo idiots.

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