Clueless Doofus and more stray comments



My Chemical Romance

Looking for successful “World Tours,” I found:

  • Justin Bieber
  • My Chemical Romance
  • book: Stalking the Wild Dik-Dik
  • Surfing Professionals
  • Professional Kiteboard Riders
  • FogBugz

Unfortuantely, I did not find a listing for a successful World Tour and G20 meeting for POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey.

If you have an iPhone or other connected phone, you are now a “mobile-device-equipped professional.” Translation: “Sorry, no more vactions or holidays, you are available 24-7-365”

NATO says it’s okay for Iran to nuke europe. NATO’s secretary-general has confirmed that the alliance will not identify Iran as a threat requiring the deployment of a NATO-wide missile defense umbrella in Europe.

TSA wants to feel up the kids and Grandma, according to Napolitano. “Our evaluation of the intelligence and risk indicated that we needed to move more quickly into the non-metal environment”

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said using a cell phone while driving is so dangerous that devices should be installed in cars to forcibly stop drivers — and anyone else in the vehicle — from using them. “We need to do a lot more if were going to save lives.”

In closing, Napolitano’s blue shirts who are frisking, groping, molesting and seemingly sexually assaulting the American public, are about to get license for further abuse—a union card. Here’s some informal statistics for you:

•Number of TSA employees eligible for unionization: 50,000
•TSA budget for FY 2010: $7.8 billion
•Estimated Union Dues TSA unionization will provide union bosses at $50 per month: $30,000,000 per year.
•Number of Americans who have been violated: Thousands and still counting.
•NUMBER OF TERRORISTS CAUGHT BY THE TSA: 0

Welcome to YOUR Country governed by POTUS Clueless Doofus

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