TSA, China, etal

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 TSA: Found a great site to get even with TSA. Check this one out. 4th Amendment Underwear

Doug Hagmann reports at CFP :

Following the publication of my article titled “Gate Rape of America,” I was contacted by a source within the DHS who is troubled by the terminology and content of an internal memo reportedly issued yesterday at the hand of DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano. Indeed, both the terminology and content contained in the document are troubling. The dissemination of the document itself is restricted by virtue of its classification, which prohibits any manner of public release. While the document cannot be posted or published, the more salient points are revealed here.

The memo, which actually takes the form of an administrative directive, appears to be the product of undated but recent high level meetings between Napolitano, John Pistole, head of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA),and one or more of Obama’s national security advisors. This document officially addresses those who are opposed to, or engaged in the disruption of the implementation of the enhanced airport screening procedures as “domestic extremists.”

The introductory paragraph of the multi-page document states that it is issued “in response to the growing public backlash against enhanced TSA security screening procedures and the agents conducting the screening process.” Implicit within the same section is that the recently enhanced security screening procedures implemented at U.S. airports, and the measures to be taken in response to the negative public backlash as detailed [in this directive], have the full support of the President. In other words, Obama not only endorses the enhanced security screening, but the measures outlined in this directive to be taken in response to public objections.

The terminology contained within the reported memo is indeed troubling. It labels any person who “interferes” with TSA airport security screening procedure protocol and operations by actively objecting to the established screening process, “including but not limited to the anticipated national opt-out day” as a “domestic extremist.” The label is then broadened to include “any person, group or alternative media source” that actively objects to, causes others to object to, supports and/or elicits support for anyone who engages in such travel disruptions at U.S. airports in response to the enhanced security procedures.

For individuals who engaged in such activity at screening points, it instructs TSA operations to obtain the identities of those individuals and other applicable information and submit the same electronically to the Homeland Environment Threat Analysis Division, the Extremism and Radicalization branch of the Office of Intelligence & Analysis (IA) division of the Department of Homeland Security.

CHINA: 6-party talks
In light of the joint training sessions the US and ROK are participating in, China wants to resurect the failed 6-nation talks with North Korea. This is a non-solution that POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey will surely grasp, as he continues to bow down to foreign dignitaries and of course loves to plan meetings that accomplish nothing while providing The Neutered One with a format to further disparage the U. S.

Erick Erickson at RedState has finally acknowledged that POTUS Obama is impotent. HOORAY for the great awakening, that this author has been stating for over a year now. Okay, Erick, find some more titles in my past blogs. They are all yours to use no charge, as in “Free.”

Received an email proclaiming “Shop Safely this Holiday” I anxiously opened it looking for good tips. What I found was eleven ideas to search for lower prices while shopping online. Guess the “safe” part is staying home and letting mouse do the walking.

And now, just in time for your Holiday Shopping! Introducing NotAGeek Shopping Tips:

Tip #1: When the store offers 50% off, don’t buy it and save 100% of the purchase price. That’s almost, but not quite, like getting it for FREE!

More to follow. Maybe.

Chubby Faces, Empty Heads

I spent lots getting an HD receiver and an HD DVR. All to get rid of the Fat Faces that come with a standard picture stretched to 720p resolution and Even Fatter Faces when displayed on a 1080p screen. So, now they are just Chubby. Normal.

Unfortunately, thinning the faces did not improve the sounds issuing from their mouths. I discovered that Empty Heads are just as Empty in HD as they are on the old tube set. If any of you have a lead on an “intelligence intensifier” device please let me know. After watching all the long weekend “contributors” to Fox News aka “Paid Drive-by Consultants”, I am in serious need of one. The weekend and holiday crews are so vacuous on all the news channels, one would think the networks are out-sourcing to Bangladesh, or some unknown place like Urupalot that the guy on a current Vonage commercial is calling.

Oh, and yes, I know he says he calls Europe a lot, but it sounds like “your-UP-alot”. The super spastic speaking so popular in current advertising (Vonage and State Farm instantly come to mind) must be the fault of Twitter, where you only have a 140 or so characters to express yourself, then need to do a new “tweet.” Does that mean the “Connected Generation” is really “Bird Brain Generation?”

Fortunately, History Channel, Encore movie channels and a few others (and DVD players) offer relief from Long Weekend Screaming Meemies, and especially all the Has-Beens that now make money telling me what the Government should do that they never did while enjoying pre-Has-Been status.

I can hardly wait for the new congress to take over, so I can get important postulations from the soon-to-be pasturized office holders.

Semi-retired techie speaks out

Overall trends for the Greatest Country the World has ever known are not overly bright right now. Yes, just this morning, news that the economy grew last quarter at 2.5% is good.

But, on the other side of the coin, skilled jobs, and techie jobs in particular, are shrinking in large numbers. Why? well, here is a report from eWeek, a weekly print with daily electronic updates focused on the computer industry. Today’s headline:

Offshoring Will Drain Another 450K Tech Jobs by 2014

Programmers, data center operators and application developers: Take heed. The facts are hard to ignore. When it comes to where business and job growth are happening in the world, it’s not in the United States, according to a report from the Hackett Group—a strategic advisory company that benchmarks global business trends and tracks the offshore job market.

The title of its November 15 report says it all: “Offshoring Driving a Jobless Recovery,” and the headline that reads across the opening page is like loud, clanking hammer on a signpost: “2.8 Million Business-Support Jobs Eliminated Since 2000; One Million More to Disappear by 2014.”

So, where to go now? On the upside, the companies exporting jobs overseas need people who have global awareness and understand the complexities in doing global business. This is a high-demand area. If you are a professional IT person, get your skills honed in these areas. On the other side of the coin, learining a new skill-set that is not being outsourced is nearly impossible, as it is just a matter of time until we all get to drive a pizza delivery vehicle or work as a Wal-Mart greeter.

Our current government, namely  POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey* has been so busy careening around the world like a drunk duck, selling out our country and totally ignoring his obligations as President of the United States of America to encourage and promote the welfare of our country, it’s people and it’s businesses.

ca·reen (k-rn)

v. ca·reened, ca·reen·ing, ca·reens
1. To lurch or swerve while in motion.
2. To rush headlong or carelessly: “He careened through foreign territories on a desperate kind of blitz”.

We did Step One on Nov. 2, 2010. Now, let’s get busy preparing for the second BiAnnual Trash Removal Day Nov. 6. 2012.

*Honorary Titles for our POTUS, here are the original sources.

Obama the Impotent
President Pantywaist Surrender Monkey

Clueless Doofus and more stray comments

My Chemical Romance

Looking for successful “World Tours,” I found:

  • Justin Bieber
  • My Chemical Romance
  • book: Stalking the Wild Dik-Dik
  • Surfing Professionals
  • Professional Kiteboard Riders
  • FogBugz

Unfortuantely, I did not find a listing for a successful World Tour and G20 meeting for POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey.

If you have an iPhone or other connected phone, you are now a “mobile-device-equipped professional.” Translation: “Sorry, no more vactions or holidays, you are available 24-7-365”

NATO says it’s okay for Iran to nuke europe. NATO’s secretary-general has confirmed that the alliance will not identify Iran as a threat requiring the deployment of a NATO-wide missile defense umbrella in Europe.

TSA wants to feel up the kids and Grandma, according to Napolitano. “Our evaluation of the intelligence and risk indicated that we needed to move more quickly into the non-metal environment”

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said using a cell phone while driving is so dangerous that devices should be installed in cars to forcibly stop drivers — and anyone else in the vehicle — from using them. “We need to do a lot more if were going to save lives.”

In closing, Napolitano’s blue shirts who are frisking, groping, molesting and seemingly sexually assaulting the American public, are about to get license for further abuse—a union card. Here’s some informal statistics for you:

•Number of TSA employees eligible for unionization: 50,000
•TSA budget for FY 2010: $7.8 billion
•Estimated Union Dues TSA unionization will provide union bosses at $50 per month: $30,000,000 per year.
•Number of Americans who have been violated: Thousands and still counting.

Welcome to YOUR Country governed by POTUS Clueless Doofus

Thank You to all our Service Men and Women

World War I – known at the time as “The Great War” – officially ended when the Treaty of Versailles was signed on June 28, 1919, in the Palace of Versailles outside the town of Versailles, France. However, fighting ceased seven months earlier when an armistice, or temporary cessation of hostilities, between the Allied nations and Germany went into effect on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

In November 1919, President Wilson proclaimed November 11 as the first commemoration of Armistice Day with the following words: “To us in America, the reflections of Armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…”

An Act  approved May 13, 1938, made the 11th of November in each year a legal holiday—a day to be dedicated to the cause of world peace and to be thereafter celebrated and known as “Armistice Day.”

In 1954, after World War II had required the greatest mobilization of soldiers, sailors, Marines and airmen in the Nation’s history; after American forces had fought aggression in Korea, the 83rd Congress amended the Act of 1938 by striking out the word “Armistice” and inserting in its place the word “Veterans.”

On June 1, 1954, November 11th became a day to honor American veterans of all wars.

Today is your chance to honor all Veterans.

I found the words above from the Veterans Administration.

Ray Stevens said it best, though. Give a listen: Thank You

Then, read some of the comments below the song, like this one:

It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

Idealistic and Stupid.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie could never win a Presidential election beacause he is too fat,  as Dr. Mark Lamont Hill, one of the youngest members of the growing body of Hip-Hop Intellectuals and Fox News contributor put it, if he (Christie) has to run up a flight of stairs, “no one wants to smell bacon.”
Stupid Remark.

I have found a new (for me) class of websites. You must be a member to see anything. No, not X-rated, but “high-class merchandise, deep discount prices” types of site. I signed into 2, one called Hautelook, the other The Foundary. These are classed as mini-sites, with companies that own several promoting different kinds of merchandise. Since they all have FaceBook and Twitter links, I guess the main way to get customers is through this new media.

Signed up. Waited for confirming emails, then anxiously signed in. Guess what, folks: They do give deep discounts. But, first, they mark stuff up even higher than the higest priced Mall Store you can find. Then, they give you “50-off” that pricing. End result? Same Chinese Junque that Walmart carries, but twice the price. And you get to pay shipping, too. I guess these sites appeal to “young voters” since the guys all look to be faggots that need to shave and the women are anorexic. Or, maybe to the same people that P. T. Barnum talked about. As the nurse said just before she gave you a shot with a BIG needle, “Buig oor hier kom dit”*

Looking at some of the latest polls to come out of the recent elections, we find that

  • Voters 18-24 vote 66% Democrat
  • Voters over 50 vote the opposite, about 65% Republican.
  • Voters under 30 only accounted for 11% of the vote.

That leads to some logical conclusions.

  1. Young Democrats are Idealists.
  2. Old Democrats are Stupid
  3. There are a whole lot of Not Stupid People that should have voted but didn’t.

“We didn’t mean to mislead the public” so says the govt. agency that re-wrote the Gulf oil report stating that scientists and engineers favored the ban, when they specifically stated they did not. “If not the public, who were you trying to decieve?”

Since 2005 (that’s only five years, folks) Govt. employees making in excess of 150,000 per year have gone from 0.4% of the workforce to better than 5%. Overall, goverment employee cost of living increases in the past 5 years have out-paced inflation by 3%. Compare that to private industry, where cost of living increases are only about 0.8% ahead of inflation.

The deficit commission released some preliminary recommendations. Caused much ado about nothing that will ever get seriously considered for implementation. Biggest suggestion? “We will cut your taxes, but take away all your deductions.” Biggest conclusion? Buig oor hier kom dit again.

To all those who fell into the “Not Stupid People that should have voted but didn’t” category, now is your chance to redeem yourself. Keep on all those newly elected congress persons to be sure they live up to the commitments they made to us “Not Stupid People that did vote”.

*that’s Afrikaans for Penchez-vous ici, il vient Still unsure? wellll.. Bend Over…

Guess What — It was all Bush’s Fault.

POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey was magically able to blame the Democratic losses on President Bush. I didn’t know exactly how he would do it. I really thought he might not be able to do it, but he did. I bet he had his speech writers up all night trying to figure that one out!

POTUS Imbecilous said in his news conference yesterday that “we were in such a hurry to fix all the problems, we just didn’t take time to change the way things had been done.”

Rare view of Bush Fault

 I knew it, I just knew that the Republican win had TO BE BUSH’S FAULT!!!!!! So, once again, the Arrogant Mirror Kisser is Pure and Blameless. Maybe he had a glass or two too many of  Arrogant Bastard Ale ™.

On another front, I really do try to be aware of more than one opinion on a subject. I have my I-Google home page set up with news feeds not only from Fox News, but also CNN, BBC World and the never-conservative Houston Chronicle.

But, I have to admit I had a real shock when viewing the headlines on MSN and Yahoo main pages. I instantly was magically transferred to a third-world country who is being taken over by Trolls from Hell and Big Business. After careful research, I found that Obama’s Wonderful Plan is being subverted by Big Corporations donating Millions of Dollars (as in about 10% of the dollars donated to Dimocrates by unions) to “steal your health care and destroy your environment” From what I could determine from the comments of “readers” on these sites, Glenn Beck, Hannity and Rush Limbaugh actually took charge of almost all voting precincts in the heartland threating all who entered with certain death if they did not vote Tea Party.

All this mixed with the important news that “Sheen hired a sobriety coach” and “moms take tots on shop-lifting spree” and “Gwyneth Paltrow to Sing ‘F— You’ on ‘Glee'”

Stay focused. We still have a whole lot of work to do protecting the freedoms of those MSN and Yahoo idiots.

It Ain’t Over ’till the Fat Lady Sings

Act 1: Vote the Bastards Out

  1. Support your loca Tea Party (mostly done)
  2. Encourage others to get out and vote (done for now)
  3. Vote (done)

End of Act one.
Intermission:  the Fat Lady sings

Now that we had a little break :-), back to work.

Act 2: Keep on the newly elected.

  1. Make sure those who returned to Congress, and the new-comers, are fully aware of WHO sent them and WHY they were sent.
  2. Put a copy of Pledge To America where you can find it to check up on those we elected yesterday.
  3. When “they” forget, send the Pledge to America they signed.

Act 3: Every 2 years, clean out the deadwood, the liars and cheats.

  1. Retire those who have been in office too long.
  2. Vote out those who violated their promise to the voters.
  3. Remember that the goal is to reduce the size of Government, taxes and public debt.
  4. Work diligently to restore our freedoms while preventing further encroachment on our rights at ALL levels; Federal, State and Local.

A great email & Ray Day 6

Every cloud has a silver lining. There is an emai going around that reminds us sometimes what looks bad may not be as bad as it seems.

One 82-year-old lady says that Obama is amazing, and is rebuilding the American dream! When discussing Obama, she says:

1. Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do.

2. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home.

3. Obama is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes! Dennis Moore had never lost a race. Evan Bayh had never lost a race. Byron Dorgan had never lost a race. Harry Reid – soon to be GONE! These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed. By the end of 2010, dozens more will be gone. Just think, in December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the last two election cycles, they had picked up 14 Senate seats and 52 House seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party. However, in just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and will probably give the House – if not the Senate – back to the Republicans.

4. Obama has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are. Sadly, every generation seems to need to re-learn the lesson on why they should never actually put liberals in charge. Obama is bringing home the lesson very well:

  • Liberals tax, borrow and spend.
  • Liberals won’t bring themselves to protect America.
  • Liberals want to take over the economy.
  • Liberals think they know what is best for everyone.
  • Liberals are not happy until they are running YOUR life.

5. Obama has brought more Americans back to conservatism than anyone since Reagan. In one year, he has rejuvenated the Conservative Movement and brought out to the streets millions of freedom loving Americans. Name one other time when you saw your friends and neighbors this interested in taking back America !

6. Obama, with his “amazing leadership,” has sparked the greatest period of sales of firearms and ammunition this country has seen. Law abiding citizens have rallied and have provided a “stimulus” to the sporting goods field while other industries have failed, faded, or moved off-shore.

7. In all honesty, one year ago I was more afraid than I have been in my life. Not afraid of the economy, but afraid of the direction our country was going. I thought, Americans have forgotten what this country is all about. My neighbors and friends, even strangers, have proved to me that my lack of confidence in the greatness and wisdom of the American people has been flat wrong.

8. When the American people wake up, no smooth talking teleprompter reader can fool them! Barack Obama has served to wake up these great Americans!

Todays’s selection: Ray Stevens singing God Save Arizona
Now, don’t forget (and tell all your friends) to participate in National Trash Removal Day on November 2. (for our newer viewers, that’s National Vote the Bastards Out of Office Day)