Ray Day 5 or, Caution, your Laser Toner may Explode

Today presents us with 2 very important issues.One in the news, one not so much in the news.

Let’s look at the most important first. This morning, in my China Daily news update, came notice that China controls 97% of world-wide rare earth production. See the chart at the right, carefully stolen from China Daily, who carefully stole it from our own US Dept. of Interior.

This is critical information. The Untied States Progressive Socialist Party (Motto: Divide with predjudice and intimidate whenever possible) aka Democrats-for-POTUS Imbecilous has once again not even put up a whine, let alone taken any action to prevent this situation from arising. Lest you think this is nothing, do some research to find out what all critical products we use include rare earth minerals.

Secondly, FOX News, CNN, MSNBC and all the others are telling us that the DEA is inspecting  FEDEX and UPS air cargo shipments to make sure your Laser Toner does not blow up.  It appears that Toner Cartidges shipped from over seas come under the heading of  “questionalbe devices.”

So, how do you know that your laser toner cartridge is really a bomb in disguise? 1. If it has a burka, watch out. Any accusation of terrorrist activity will cause CAIR to classify you as a Race Baiter. 2. If it has a back pack, or 3. If your black toner prints in white, it may be a “questionalbe device.”

Result of all the news hype? MSNBC claimed this may only be a DUMMY DRILL! Golly. I can’t believe the  liberal left finally got something right about our government!

Now, my choice for Ray Stevens hit of the day on the surface appears to not be political. But, thinking about POTUS and his Czar-minions, I think it fits.  Listen to Ray singing Sittin’ Up with the Dead

Now that you heard the song, call, email, contact every one you know to help partcipate in Throw The Bastards Out day on Nov. 2. 

Ray Stevens Week, Day 4


Such a wonderful bunch of people.

As you know, NPR fired Juan Williams because he said a whole bunch of Muslims dressed in whatever those rag-things they wear are called in an airport, it tend to make him a little nervous.

As you also know, NO liberal who made diparaging remarks about George Bush, Jesse Helms, Rebpublicans or Christians has ever been fired.

Now, here comes Change dot Org screaming that we immediately contact our congress and demand “Don’t let Sara Palin kill public broadcasting.”

Okay, I give up, Change dot Org idiots. How in the world did we ever get from NPR-got-egg-on-their-face-by-firing-the-only-black-reporter-on-their-staff-because-he-was-on-Fox-News to Sarah-Palin-(one who does not hold any public office nor have any particular influence outside of the Tea Party movement)-forcing-Congress-to-never,-ever-again-give-money-to-NPR?????

I should have such control over my children. What a bunch of idiots.

Back to the purpose of this blog today.

Ray Stevens doing Caribu Barbie

Now, call a bunch of your friends to make sure they participate in the First Bi-Annual take-out-the-trash day on Nov. 2, 2010

Ray Stevens, Day 3

Remember Queen for a Day? no, not Barney Franks. The old radio and TV show.

Since I am not on TV, you have to settle for  (tah-daaah!) Quiz For A Day:
Today’s Quiz: What do the expressions “Snake Oil” and “Jim Crowe”  have in common?

Answer right after the Ray Stevens Tribute selection for today. Enjoy Ray singing  “We The People” This is such a great song, you might want to send the link to your congress person and senators.

Now, back the  (tah-daaah!) Quiz For A Day.

Remember POTUS Barack Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey? You may recall he pushed Health SCare so long and hard that YOUR Congress Person and YOUR Senators voted for something that no one had read, no one understood, and, according to N. Pelosi, may she forever be retired, said “we have to pass it to find out what is in it.”

POTUS was a Snake Oil Salesman here, selling a bill of goods we all found was not good, and needs to be repealed.

Now, POTUS Barack Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey said the Republicans are welcome to “his government’ (my, he is modest, insn’t he!) but they, just like in the Jim Crowe era, would have to ride in the back of the bus.

So, now we know that the Democratic party has not only promoted a Snake Oil Salesman to presidential status, but he is also a Race Baiter, pitting people with diferences against each other.

I y’all don’t agree with ‘Bama, better git yoself out ‘n’ VOTE!

PS: take a friend or 2 with you when you go vote the bums out.


POTUS Barack Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey* created the National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform early this year. The goal is paring the budget back. However, when you have Upsurping Prevaricator in charge, the goal is rapidly becoming a way to raise taxes without taking responsibility. This is the POTUS way. Blame it on Bush. Blame it on the Tea Party. Blame it on the Republicans. Now, we can blame it on a panel of non-elected has-beens especially chosen to a) help POTUS goals to get deeper in your pockets and b) get thrown under the bus without any political repercussions.

Here is how they plan to cut the budget: deductions on mortgage interest remain on the table just weeks before the deficit commission issues recommendations on policies to pare back with the aim of balancing the budget by 2015. Also child tax credits and the ability of employees to pay their portion of their health-insurance tab with pretax dollars. The officials are also looking at potential cuts to defense spending and a freeze on domestic discretionary spending.

The White House has said these and other breaks cost the government about $1 trillion a year.

Hey, I am buying a new Rolls Royce this year. Unfortunately, I am short a couple hundred thou to buy it. Tell you what, I’ll be like POTUS, and just take it from my neighbors. They drive 15 year-old Toyotas and Dodge pickups. So they don’t need the money anyway, and I balance my budget. 

This blog sponsored by that Senile Old Fool, aka Andy Griffith, that used to play a sherrif on TV, then Cheap Skate Lawyer, now promoting ObamaScare.

*Honorary Titles for our POTUS, here are the original sources.

Obama the Impotent
President Pantywaist Surrender Monkey

Ray Stevens Week, Day 2

Thanks to Erick at RedState for reminding us all that we have yet to win anything. Nobama continues on his take-over course, the country is still in a strangle hold by the Progressive Socialists, aka Democratic Party.

No, now is not the time to say “Wow, I’ve done all I can.” Easy to think especially if you are one of the 1000’s of early voters.

Now is the time to contact all you can to tell them to get out on Nov. 2 and VOTE. Only after the vote can we claim any kind of work done, and then it is only completion of Step 1.

Step 1: Vote.

Step 2: Make sure the winners know you are out there and watching.

Step 3: Keep on them to get our country back.

Step 4: Let them know failure in the job means “early retirement” come 2012.

Now, back to Ray Stevens. Another Patriotic tune from one who puts to song what so many of us feel!

Ray Stevens: Throw the Bums Out


Kicking off Ray Stevens week

Now that we are only a week from the elections, I wanted to thank Ray Stevens for all the fine music he has contributed over the years. Truely memorable songs, such Ahab The Arab, The Streak and The Mississippi Squirrel Revival.

He has a lot more, too. Much of his current music is very patriotic. If I were O’Reilly, I would call him a Patriot.

Today’s featured song was brought to mind by seeing headlines that Portland Maine wants non-citizen immigrants to vote.

That, and the fact that Chicago already lets non-citizen immigrants (legal and otherwise?) vote in school board elections, just absolutely leaves me speechless. Or, at least unable to say anything here except ****& %&**** —&****

Ssssooooo… Click on the link

Come to the USA

enjoy the music. Check back tomorrow for the second installment of Ray Stevens Appreciation Week.

In the meantime, don’t forget (and tell all your friends) to participate in National Trash Removal Day on November 2. (for our newer viewers, that’s National Vote the Bastards Out of Office Day)

LibSpeak nonsense

Snippets picked up from here and there.

John Huntsman, Obama ambassador to China, said the US and China must be able to reach “a cruising altitude of mutual respect and equality”. Dear John, wtf does that mean? We need to have abject poverty and total government domination of our society to talk to China? Appears he thinks we fly at too low an altitude.

Steve Jobs says a 7-inch iPad is too small  That’s funny, that’s what my wife said, too.

Help Solve the Global Water Crisis with Social Media. Yeah, type, link, and quit drinking so much water. Also noted in this wonderful article is:

No more Apples. Apple trees consume almost 20 gallons of water to grow each apple.

No more eggs. Each egg consumes over 33 gallons of water just getting to your refrigerator. I had no idea my eggs were so thirsty. I guess I will have to eat cats for breakfast. They only use less than a quart a day.

Sidewalk Sitting Ban
Hey, Live in San Francisco? Don’t get shot or beat up on SF streets between 7AM and 11PM. You may be confused with the homeless, and be told to move-on. Seriously, San Francisco will vote “to end homelessness by making it illegal to sit or lie on a city sidewalk between the hours of 7 a.m. and 11 p.m.” Appears that the SF streets will be the home for homeless from 11:00:01PM to 6:59:59AM?

And you think I come up with some wierd ideas?

Gringrich Shows his true colors.

He really, really wants to be Prisident. How do you do that?

1. Go middle of the road and appeal to the ‘not quite 100%’ Obama supporters.
    The former speaker insisted that Obama was ‘absolutely’ born in the United States and is a Christian*
2. Throw 1/3 of your constituancy under the bus by declaring:
    ‘I think some of this stuff is just a sign of how much fear and anxiety has built up.’*

Question, Mr. Newt: “What do you know about POTUS, when he won’t even acknowledge or release anything that would definatively prove his right to be President of the United States of America????? 

And why only on Spanish-speaking television?????

Shit like that will help keep the Tea Party alive and well, and looking for viable candidates.

*As quoted in WND, Mon. 10/11/2010. Why they quote Used-To-Was Speaker Gingrich as finally coming around is beyond me. Maybe I didn’t get it. Read the article and make up your own mind.

Chairman Obama shows the way

The prevaricating, usurping POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey is just this morning telling us how China is building roads, trains and planes. He told us how “forward looking” they are. He told us how we must emulate them if we want to succeed.

How should we emulate them? By copying them enslaving, killing, and starving millions of their own people and allowing only the freedom to speak the pensée du jour while bowing down to the Government Leaders? That’s certainly something to emulate, now isn’t it.

How about the mass killing of several hundreds of protestors in Tiananmen Square? Or, funding of North Vietnamese and North Koreans who killed many thousands of American Soldiers and millions of their own people? Those are certainly things we might want to emulate!

One again, the POTUS answer is BIG Government. The bigger the better. No problem is too large or too small not to be controlled, manipulated and mismanaged by the Big Brother Progressive Socialist Government.

If you believe this, vote Democrat. On the other hand, if you are even remotely related to a rational human being, participate in National Trash Removal Day on November 2. (for our newer viewers, that’s National Vote the Bastards Out of Office Day)

Quick, hand me my Life Jacket

“The boat is sinking.” say Whitehouse staff, “I’m trading my bucket for a life jacket.”

And off they go. Not even 2 years into the administration, the rats leave the ship. And, what does the prevaricating usurper POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist Surrender Monkey have to say? “Good luck, you were great but I have someone ‘better’ to replace you.”

One can only take so much of arrogant ignorance before one has to walk away. To make suggestions, establish policy, continually come up with great ideas to promote or destroy our Country (depending on your political views) and have them summarily dismissed by the “Boss” to do his own thing, telling you that your ideas are totally superseded by his, well.

“Good Bye, Good Luck, I know you are a one-term person, and I’m gone. Soon, but not soon enough, so will you be gone.”

And, POTUS says if the American People send a Republican Congress, he will do hand-to-hand combat. Well spoken by someone who bowed to foreign dictators and kings, one who hates America and her Citizens, one who feels freedom is for another day, one who could not even handle a little oil spill, let alone a war or a nuclear threat.

Well, lest we forget, November 2 is the first biannual trash removal day. So, in the words of our beloved Mayor Daley, vote early, vote often, and be sure to dig up Grandpa so he can vote too!