I have determined that I am entitled to the same pay and benefits as POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaist.
Why? He is above my pay grade. He has a whole lot more responsibility to abdicate than I do. He as a bigger house than I do. Given all these reasons, how can I possibly claim equal pay?
He is angry and frustrated. He is inefficient. He cannot even successfully accomplish basic Chicago-style political moves (see Sestak fiasco). He has no plan of action in place for most anything (see Gulf Oil Spill). His demands are as effective as a roar from a toothless lion. His life is driven by admiration of his own ego and reflection in the mirror (see almost any speech he has made). He can only complain, and has not actually put forth a solution for anything (see Obama care – all he did was push congress’s political payback act as health scare).
I could go on and on, but you get the idea. Talk Big. Do Little. Come to think of it, maybe I should get more pay than he does. I do read my Bible and own a gun, but I do not cling to them in angry frustration, as although I am angry, I am purposed as opposed to frustrated. I have an action plan. I have a defined goal. As opposed to talking about it, I am working towards it’s fulfillment.
But, listening to the news, maybe he should get more money. He holds all those useless high-level meetings that are full of big words and little action.