Hi, I’m from the Goverment and I’m here to help you

We have been reading about this for a long time, but substantial changes to your credit cards take effect today.

POTUS Obama the Impotent Pantywaiste and his Czar-minions have bee trumpeting how they are protecting you with the new laws going into effect regulating credit card companies.

Let me see the ways they are protecting us:

  • CC companies can charge all of us as much interest as they want, as long as they notify us.
  • They can now freely charge annual fees for having the card, and even for not maintaining a large enough balance. So, Pay in Full, Pay More. Great plan there, nObama
  • Most cards with cash advances are going from fixed-rate to variable rate charges on cash advances.
  • The credit card law protects consumers from arbitrary interest rate hikes on existing balances, but does not regulate rates on future purchases with the card.
  • Virtually all the cards I have had an opportunity to look at, including some store cards, have already gone to variable rate billing, where the “fixed” rate is a fixed percentage, normally 15% to 25%, added ON TOP of the prime rate. If Prime is at 4%, that means with good credit, you will pay 19%, with average credit, 29%  or more.
  • There are a lot more tricks up the sleeves of the credit card companies that will be utilized to make all of us pay a whole lot more so a few deadbeats and undisciplined users can take advantage of the system under the new laws YOUR President had to have to protect (pronounce “bo hee ca”) you.

Way to go, POTUS
May you be limited to no more than one term.

Anyone voting for an incumbent should be ashamed of themselves. Incumbent should only have one meaning for any level of Federal, State, Local or even School Districts. Than meaning is OUT, GO AWAY, enjoy your retirement.

POOF! The Magic Dragon

POTUS Obama The Impotent Pantywaiste has a secret plan. He is rumored to be writing his own “nObama care” package for Congress to vote on just before his scheduled meeting with House and Senate Dimocrats and Repukelicans.

I really wanted to say Republicans, but I am certain that any Republicans “invited” to “propose new initiatives”  have been chosen only because the are so far left of conservative, they make Jimmy Carter look like a rational being. Well, maybe not. Nothing in this world that is legal to consume could ever make Carter even remotely appear rational. And in all fairness, the RNC and so-called main-stream republicans are only slightly left of Walter Mondale. For the under thirty crowd, Mondale was sooooo radical for his time, he could not even carry the liberal states. He ran for president in 1984, and carried only his home state of Minnesota and Washington DC. A loss record only ever equaled by George McGovern in 1972.

Back to POTUS. This guy seems to think his Stack High In Transit doesn’t stink. His eyes are filled with his image, and his ears are filled with the music of his own voice. Obama, The Most Impotent Pantywaiste has now managed to seal himself off from even the smallest amount of reality.

Yesterday: Don’t blow all your money in Las Vegas.
Today, I LOVE Las Vegas.
Yesterday: We will have meetings of Democrats and Republicans to tackle health care problems.
Today: I have a secret plan you can vote on just before our meeting.
Yesterday: We must economize.
Today: HAMP = no foreclosures and  more of YOUR money to support deadbeats.

Back to POOF!

Obama is planning one final push to pass healthcare with no Republican support. Disguising his true intentions behind a health care summit which is designed to fail, he will try to pass the Senate bill in the House and send it to the White House to become law. Then, he will use the reconciliation procedure (which lets him pass budget related bills in the Senate with only 51 votes) to push through additional legislation which modifies the bill to suit House and Senate liberals (probably including a public option). 

And, Hey! if that’s not a Magic Dragon in a cloud of Hemp-scented Smoke, nothing is…….


I am rummaging through my mind this morning, trying to find an acceptable term for the idiots running our government. Many, many terms come to mind, but I am having a terrible time finding words that can actually be printed and repeated without causing embarrassment to the reader.
San Francisco International comes to mind. Why? Well, in my family, we grew up not ever saying or even thinking the F-Bomb word around the house. Even looking like we might would be a trip to the sink and having our mouth washed out with soap. Therefore, I have to say San Francisco International instead of Stupid f Idiots.
So, if I take out the F from San Francisco International, let’s see what we can come up with.
·         Sorry Incompetents: A term that loosely describes the current White House occupants and their “Czars.”
·         Sans Intelligence: A term describing the pre-planning of various Executive Branch and Congressional members when making notes for their upcoming public statements.
·         Shady Intentions: A term that describes what our “leaders” are up to when speaking the mumbo-jumbo when making public statements about how hard they are working to make our lives better.
·         Sudden Increase: After the Mumbo-Jumbo from above, the tax increase to reduce our incomes, thereby allowing more government employees to be hired, and have all-expenses-paid junkets at our expense.
·         Spectacular Indulgence: What Congress and the Executive branch do right after telling us how “they feel our pain.”
·         Sorry Intrusions: The maniacal need for POTUS Obama The Impotent Pantywaiste to intrusively stick his ugly arrogant mug in our faces on a daily basis.
·         Supreme Inanities: The Ping-Pong speeches given daily by the teleprompter king.
Some good examples, but, I realize that I have not been able to adequately express myself. San Francisco International just doesn’t do it.
The actual phrase I want is:
Hey, you Stupid Fuckin’ Liberal Idiots, come November, we gonna retire as many of you as we possibly can.

Well, wash my mouth…